It is rumored that since William Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn’s children are grown and they have a couple of empty spare bedrooms. It seems that William Ayers, who believes in redemption, will take four if the terrorists are willing to double up. He has also agreed to help them get their teaching certificates so that the terrorists can move quickly move into the “mainstream” of society. It is not yet known if he and Bernadette will be able to teach them to sing “White Rabbit” in Arabic.

Also, Rashid Khalidi will take some and since Louis Farrakhan has some nice digs to place a number of terrorists in, they will house at least another eight. This is an exceptionally good plan since both will be familiar with correct Islamic foods and already have a supply of Qur’ans on hand, saving on expenses.

Then we have the “Adopt A Terrorist” program for those Americans who are willing to help Obama acheive his goals of community service. But it will not be easy, and those who do join the program will have to “sacrifice”, first starting with making sure that all toilets in their homes do not force the user to face Mecca, that arrows toward Mecca are drawn in every room, the women of the household are willing to don the “Burka” system of dress and not speak unless they are allowed to by the adopted terrorist. Any signs of anything Christian will have to be removed from the home, and a time to share the company of their young daughters and sons with the terrorist will have to be set up in advance. An ardent hatred for fellow Americans is not required, but it is encouraged to join the program.

See? Problem solved.