This is hilarious. H/t Lawryn and Ace of Spades. Seems Super Duper Spook Larry (Plame Flame) Johnson got duped by a faked intel memo.

“Some brave soul in the U.S. military sent Pat Lang a memo issued Monday that shows the U.S. ability to support its troops is collapsing and very vulnerable to disruption.

The memo states:

Due to a theater-wide delay in food delivery, menu selections will be limited for the near future. While every effort will be made to provide balanced meals, it may not be possible to offer the dishes you are used to seeing at each meal. Fresh fruits and salad bar items will also be severely limited or unavailable.

The bottomline is that our troops depend on a ground supply line that runs from Kuwait to the various bases in Iraq. When I was in Iraq last year at the U.S. base in Balad I had the chance to eat four meals a day–breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight rations (midrats). If you like late nights the midrats were great–steak, eggs, pancakes. Pretty good food. Well, based on this memo, it looks like those were the good old days. We don’t have enough convoys to give our troops three hot meals a day. We want them to step up the patrolling. We want them to search 24-7 for missing soldiers. But, by God, they don’t deserve three hot meals a day.

Excuse my rudeness, but that is messed up. Way to go General Petraeus.”

Note that Super Duper Spook realized his screw up and then does what the left is known to when they “fk- up – blame it on the other guy.

“Glad to see the ass clowns of rightwing world are flooding in. Appreciate the boost in page views. Anyway, these clowns have reading disabilities or cannot comprehend simple english. The following article in the Washington Post confirmed the story as I had it initially. Yet, I realize that with these mental midgets even the simple words accompanied by quotes from officials in Iraq means nothing. Their collective heads are lodged firmly in each other’s ass and they enjoy both the view and the odor.”

Which is why I’m not giving this “ass clown” a link, it’s not worth the bandwidth.

Ace adds:

“Ah. His basic point wasn’t that it was “messed up” that our boys weren’t getting their three-square. It turns out, now that the document is revealed as a fraud, his basic point was about the general vulnerability of supply lines and that such supply lines could, hypothetically, be disrupted.

I wonder how on earth this scary-smart “intelligence agent” ever could have been taken in by a fraudulent document. I mean, after all, the thing sure looks real. I mean, hey. It’s got an eagle on it!

Surely any document with an eagle on it must be genuine.”

Spook on Dupe!