Via Mind in the Qatar:

“Actually, I have a piece of advice for Roger Ailes.

Take that time you were going to allot for the Democratic Party Debate, and fill it with any empty stage with empty lecterns. Then every few minutes, put a title bar on the screen with different debate topics.

Such as:
“DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON WINNING THE WAR”
“DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON SAVING SOCIAL SECURITY”
“DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON CUTTING PORK‚Äù “