No matter what Pelosi, Reid, or the rest of Democratic leadership say, they are telling our troops in Iraq,

“Sorry about your sacrifices, but we’re pulling out, the whole thing was a mistake Рyour sacrifice was a mistake”.

In fact they might as well pen the letter now:

To: All our past, present soldiers in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

From: Your newly Installed and Coronated Democratic Leadership

We of the newly entroned and coronated Democratic Party are writing to officially tell you that we can no longer support your sacrifice, or allow you to vindicate the honor of your fallen comrades by allowing you to win this war. We know that your moral is up and that by and large to a solider you have no problem serving or believing you can win and that retreat isn’t even your vocabulary, we morn your blindness. But we know better than you and because we suckered the American public into believing we could actually run a country (like Ted Kennedy runs his love life), well we’re working to end the whole thing and bring you home and spit on you just like we did in Iraq War I or as we affectionately refer to as, “Vietnam”.

So to Sgt Tim Jones, who witnessed his buddy get his head blown off by a sniper, well we say, “suck it up bucko!”, it was all for naught.

You see it’s not you, for us it’s really all about President Bush. Ever since our Savior, Bill Clinton (may his name be praised) was unceremoniously impeached by evil Republicans who couldn’t let a little perjury, obstruction of justice and other crimes slide, we’ve been on a mission to do the same to your Commander and Chief.

But then 9/11 happened which inconveniently Рfor us Рcaused us to fold back our plans a little bit. However we stayed busy by leaking just enough classified information through the years Рcombined with general media hysteria about “bugs” in the water cooler Рto cause alarm that the evil old Bush was out to get ‘em.

Actually we really proud of that, in fact Bill Keller should be a National Hero!

Anyway, we want you to know it’s not about you. It’s about war. What we mean its like the song, “What is it good for”? After all while the President calls Al Qaeda terrorists, we believe them to be simply misguided souls and products of American abuse who simply need a little therapy and prozac to help them see that we really don’t mean them any harm, and that we want only to sit by the fireside with them and, you know, shoot the bull, read the Quran, bash America, stuff like that.

Besides all that we really don’t like you. You see we associate military with Victory and American dominance and strength in the world, and well you know, the French hate that kind of talk. Like our House Leader, Grandma Pelosi said, “It’s so tawdy!”

So we want you to know that as we commence to harrass the President, hold endless hearings and continually leak classified information that directly puts your ass on the line, if you don’t like it, well, you can go sit on your rife knife or whatever you call that thingamajigy thing you have on the end those guns.

In the meantime, Kiss our Ass, we won, we won!!

Traitorously yours,

Your Democratic Party.